"Have you ever done something really bad to your pet?"
I have. And not just once! Let me share some of the hilarious things my friends and I have done to our pets, along with some funny stories and photos.
My little bird loves sunflower seeds, so I crack one open, and then take it from her to eat myself.
I secretly took a photo of my cat trying to weigh herself on the scale and posted it online.
Right after my dog had puppies, my grandpa bought a whole crate of milk and a box of dog sausages for her. I got caught stealing some sausages for myself.
When I was a kid, I had a tabby cat who was great at catching fish. But every fish she caught, I would cook for myself, leaving her just the bones.
One morning, I skipped breakfast. While cooking chicken breast for my cat, it smelled so good that I added some olive oil and spices, then ate it all myself.
I tried using dish soap to give my dog a bath. Uh, let's just say it didn’t rinse off very well.
While writing a depressing paper, I started grooming my cat to relieve stress. I kept brushing and brushing until I brushed off a whole patch of fur. After that, every time she saw me with a brush, she'd run for her life.
My dog was sleeping in his doghouse, which had a curtain over the entrance. I wanted to pet him at night, but I didn't turn on the light. I reached in, and my finger went straight up his nose. Not a great wake-up call!
I couldn't sleep, so I laid on the floor next to my dog. I finally fell asleep, but then had a dream where someone hit me. I swung a punch in my dream, and it landed on my dog's face. He yelped and hid under the bed, refusing to come out.
I placed the entrance of the cat’s litter box facing the wall, so when my cat tried to use it, he couldn't find the opening and ended up peeing in a plastic bag instead. I didn't know, so I scolded him. Later, when I was cleaning up, I realized the poor guy couldn't even get in. I felt so bad that I gave him a treat.
I found a racing pigeon that had been shot by a gun. After taking it to the vet and saving its life, I planned to keep it until it healed, then release it. My bad—I didn't research how to take care of pigeons. I just fed it corn every day, and it got so fat it couldn't fly anymore.
My rabbit was eating some grass, so I kept pulling it out as he was eating. He'd take a bite, and I'd pull. Take another bite, I'd pull again. Eventually, I got bit.
Pets... gotta love them, even if they don't always love us back!
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